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How are you ?
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Mr. Rob Zombie thinks
that it would not be correct
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to start this projection
without a friendly warning.
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You are about to discover
the story of El Superbeasto,
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A man of action.
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This is one of the most popular stories
strangest ever told.
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I think that
you will shudder.
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You could
be shocked.
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You could
even be frightened.
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So if some of you don't feel
not to expose their nerves to such tension,
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here is their
chance of...
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Let's say we tell you
will have warned.
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Good grumpy ones,
listen!
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The director is on set!
The director is on set!
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How are you, ladies?
Come closer, come closer.
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The casting of your life
is now open.
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I have a very special porn...I mean
artistic film, to be shot today.
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So it's time to
pull out all the stops.
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You heard. Get off your ass
and pull out all the stops!
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Let me tell you something: I'm not
one of those superficial Hollywood producers
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who select by physicality.
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I'm looking for pure talent.
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I want the audience
believe in the characters,
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in order to feel the emotions,
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that he sees the man with
spicy meatballs
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as if it were real.
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Okay old lady.
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Tell me why I
should ignore the fact
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that you're like 1000 years old.
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In 1910, I took the courses of the
Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
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- a complete course, I won the...
- Next.
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...a breathtaking portrait
by Blanche Dubois.
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Oh my God !
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I have everything to become, like,
totally a star.
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I'm sure of it!
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Perfect, perfect!
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You are committed. Next.
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I dig beneath the surface veneer
to the very soul of the character
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to reflect the condition
women in society
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- and their hatred of the vagina.
- Next!
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- Let me...
- No.
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- I would like...
- Next!
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- People make me nauseous.
- No way!
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- Hi !
- No.
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- Who do I have to fuck to...
- No.
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- Oh, Edgar, why did you...
- Yuck!
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- I'm ready for my...
- Next!
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Hello, candy cane.
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I think the tan is also
important than a good script, right?
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Besides, I don't know
not really reading,
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but I can do
300 abs without stopping.
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The words are
very overrated.
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And on the other hand, firm abs
are completely underestimated.
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Oh, oh my God.
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Silence on set!
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It's running.
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“Big Spicy Meatball
Macho Man” take one.
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And...
action!
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Um, text.
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“Mama Mia, what would you say
with a delicious sauce..."
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Yeah, yeah, it's good.
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Go ahead, it's running
always my friend.
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Mama Mia, what would you say
with a delicious sauce
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to accompany these two
big spicy meatballs?
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You are like
completely crazy?
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It's way too hot!
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If not, how
will I melt the cheese?
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Luigi, she asks
why is it so hot.
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The cheese does not
won't melt!
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Shut up.
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My God !
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That's what I call a
spicy meatball!
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- Oh, Luigi!
- Oh !
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-Mama Mia!
- Do you like Luigi?
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Oh yes!
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Mama Mia!
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And now you love
my canole, eh?
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I'm going to fill you up
of my cream!
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Oh, Mama. The grand finale,
she's in!
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Get ready!
Name of a monkey!
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That wasn't in the script!
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And here we go again.
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Please tell me that
focus was good.
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Yeah. We keep it.
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Check, darling!
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Yeah, she's good.
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We're packing up! Don't forget
to leave your scripts
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to production
before leaving.
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Oh ! After a hard day
director-slash-comedy,
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I only see one
way to relax.
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A striptease bar!
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Let's see.
Trust ? Check.
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Handsome look
vigorous? Check.
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Obscene protuberance
remarkably located
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in the regions
lower?
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What is... ?
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Double check.
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See you !
Keep it real, man.
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Hello, I kill them
bat.
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So do it, my friend RMIste
and simple-minded.
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Yeah, I don't kill these
things only part-time.
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I have contacts for
go back to Dinky Donuts.
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I know, I know,
you want an autograph.
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Oh, that would be great.
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Sorry, I don't sign any.
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It ruins my
artistic credibility.
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- What ?
- Oh, it's okay.
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Take a portrait and that's it
a Superbeasto sticker.
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Stick it on your crappy car.
And now get out!
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It would be time to send my
generic, don't you think?
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Maestro, if you
please.
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♪ Abandoned under a staircase ♪
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♪ A hairy and chubby baby ♪
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♪ Raised by
wrestling parents ♪
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♪ Who made him
a real killer ♪
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♪ He grows up fast
enormously ♪
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♪ And look at it
now ♪
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♪ He has balls,
he is at the top ♪
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♪ Sends each other alcohol
and sluts ♪
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♪ It fits in all
bastards ♪
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♪ Here is the masked orgy ♪
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♪ His fists are
hammers ♪
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♪ I surrender,
it's too big ♪
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♪ It's a real
butcher! ♪
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♪ Ram them, smash them,
crush them, knock them out! ♪
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♪ El Superbeasto! ♪
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♪ El Superbeasto! ♪
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Oh, shit!
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Dude, what's the crazy thing?
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I'm holding you...
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- Damn windshield wipers...
-Whoo hoo hoo!
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Hi Beasto. It's
Good to see you back.
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And you it's good that
you are... returned!
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- We see your crack!
- Oh, Beasto!
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Nice pair,
my friend.
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Houston, we no longer have
no problem at all.
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What to take back
hair of the beast, Lloyd.
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Did you get it?
“The Shining”?
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Hilarious. A damn
of actor.
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What are you taking, Beasto?
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I'm not in the mood for
80's references, man.
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Make me one
“Ethel Merman.”
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And because I'm a man
of great refinement,
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I'm going to take some of your
delicious chicken wings.
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Sorry, is this seat taken?
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Hello, Businesses
international Beasto.
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Beasto, I'm in position.
I'm launching Operation Iron Eagle.
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Yeah, but it's not okay
do it for me actually.
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Can we put back
next Thursday?
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- Are you in a bar?
- No, I'm not at the bar!
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I can't hear it well.
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I don't hear
not good...
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Suzie?
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He was my agent. I work
on a big synergy project.
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A win-win development agreement
brand demographic.
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You wouldn't understand.
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Achtung, blondie!
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We don't run
not in the hall!
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Take this,
Aryan bastards!
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In the name of the
head of the Führer!
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I have to stay beautiful.
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My God. A big one
iron ball with spikes?
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What a cliché.
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I hate to waste but
it is in the name of freedom.
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The legs,
shake yourself!
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Wow, Mama!
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I bet MacGyver never
had this kind of thing between the breasts!
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Hey, Murray honey.
Did you miss me?
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Of course
I missed you!
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Like the moon
Missing the stars.
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Murray, you need
of a friend.
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If only I
was thinking of someone.
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I think, finally... I have
already someone in mind...
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Keep it warm.
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Honey, we should do like
bananas: a Split!
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Okay.
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Hey, man, what's a girl to do
to have a credits here?
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♪ Suzi ♪
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♪ Where are you running with
Hitler's head? ♪
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♪ We see you grow: first of all,
a little piece of cabbage ♪
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♪ Until the girl with the ass
which drives them all crazy ♪
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♪ They wanted to make you
fall into line ♪
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♪ Make you do the dishes
and suck acorns ♪
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♪ To make you happy,
it wasn't enough ♪
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♪ And what
messing with your eye? ♪
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♪ We don't care as soon as
you're all wet ♪
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♪ Something with your
breasts make us forget everything ♪
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♪ And you know that you
have a mission ♪
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♪ Smash all the assholes
that you will meet ♪
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♪ Suzi X ♪
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♪ Oh, Suzi, what's wrong with you... ♪
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♪ What? Are you yourself
build a robot, doll? ♪
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♪ What? Did you build yourself a
robot still excited? ♪
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♪ Which turns into
all kinds of vehicles? ♪
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♪ Oh, Suzi X, the
say X-tra bonus! ♪
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♪ I would like so much
cum inside you. ♪
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I am El Superbeasto,
and I always use
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- the “Dandruff Out” shampoo
- How embarrassing.
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It's my advertisement.
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Right there on TV.
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...no more trace
on my clothes.
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People thought that
I didn't shower
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or that I had
cocaine problems.
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May cause anal bleeding,
penis shrinkage,
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headaches and
breast collapse.
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Got a problem, Rover?
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Fuck you, nerdy.
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Easy, Beasto.
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Not now darling.
I have to smash some idiot's face.
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Oh my God,
you killed him!
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Let's calm down guys.
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Only money can
hurt a werewolf.
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The little one doesn't
not looking good.
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No problem,
he's fine!
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Move along, there's nothing to see.
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- Not the money, no, not the money.
- Return to your glasses.
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- Oh, Beasto!
- Hey, pool.
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I'll take the win!
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Oh, yes.
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women,
women everywhere,
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but none
bears the mark.
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My bats
voyeurs are everywhere,
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and spy on them all!
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I can see them
in the shower,
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in their boudoirs
and even on the throne.
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Where are you, my future
evil queen?
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Look who is
in the newspaper!
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Give me that, you idiot!
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Steve Wachowski?
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How many times should I
tell them it's Dr. Satan?
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Dr. Satan!
Dr. Satan!
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Steve Wachowski is no more.
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There, it will be fine...
Who is a big boy?
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I told them.
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I... I told the editors.
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I even changed
my name legally.
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It's not your fault.
It's theirs.
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I am evil
right, Otto?
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- I'm scary, aren't I?
- Yes yes.
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I tremble at
your name only.
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- Really ?
-And at midnight tonight
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the rest of the world
will do the same.
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Well said, Otto.
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Tell me again how I will soon
access to all the powers of hell!
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My God, here we go again.
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Be careful because
This is serious!
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♪ Find the woman with
the mark of the devil ♪
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♪ On his behind ♪
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In the Book of Revelation
the number of the Beast
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corresponds to the score
of 600 and 66, oh yes!
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♪ Bring it back here to
a lustful ride ♪
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“Here” is an adverb
reference to this castle.
253
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:35,800
“Lustful” is an adjective
describing the type of ride.
254
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,140
♪ Make it your
unholy wife ♪
255
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:41,060
Marriage is a contractual union
generally recognized by society,
256
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,270
religion and government.
In other words, legal sex!
257
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,900
♪ You will then be
metamorphosed ♪
258
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,030
Into a fierce, immense
and horrible Dr. Satan
259
00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:53,700
possessing all the
powers of Hell.
260
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,700
♪ Behind,
lustful ride ♪
261
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,040
♪ Unholy bride,
metamorphosis ♪
262
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,120
♪ If all the elements coincide ♪
263
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,370
♪ Then you better
to run and hide ♪
264
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,710
♪ Fierce, immense
and horrible Dr. Satan ♪
265
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:07,290
♪ Possessing all the
powers of Hell ♪
266
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,210
♪ And there you have it! ♪
267
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:15,720
All powers
from Hell!
268
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,430
I'm going to kick some
high-ranking asses!
269
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,520
Quick, Otto, to the sign
order!
270
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,860
Ladies and gentlemen, the Haunted
Palace is proud to present...
271
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,280
Miss
Velvet Von Black.
272
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:44,290
♪ This is the girl they talk about
naughty magazines ♪
273
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,290
♪ That you read it
hand sex ♪
274
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:51,760
♪ More addictive than
mountain of crack ♪
275
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,590
♪ Velvet, Velvet Von Black ♪
276
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,180
♪ All the guys raise their hands
thumb when she's there ♪
277
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:03,100
♪ Its melons could feed a
pack of bears for months ♪
278
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:06,770
♪ Miles of ass and
breasts like shells ♪
279
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:10,520
♪ Velvet makes you harder than a
equation with three unknowns ♪
280
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:13,860
♪ Even if she decided
to suck a gay ♪
281
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:17,410
♪ Immediately a third
arm would push him ♪
282
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:21,450
♪ She could fuck you
without waiting ♪
283
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,830
♪ Her tits
are modular ♪
284
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,790
♪ What makes them
remarkable ♪
285
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,580
♪ Two, three, four ♪
286
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:33,000
♪ Like a postal stamp,
it must be soft to lick ♪
287
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:36,800
♪ Especially if you like it
taste of lighter fluid ♪
288
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,470
♪ Did I forget to mention
his monstrous pair? ♪
289
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,100
♪ Velvet, Velvet Von Black ♪
290
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:47,850
♪ You can have it for
a date if you want ♪
291
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:52,150
♪ But don't be shocked when
your balls will have turned blue ♪
292
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:55,650
♪ She will take your money before
stick a knife in your back ♪
293
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,530
♪ Velvet, Velvet Von Black ♪
294
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,080
♪ Boobs, roberts ♪
295
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,830
♪ Airbags,
watermelons ♪
296
00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:12,500
♪ Velvet, Velvet Von Black. ♪
297
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:18,260
Could this be what
I think, Otto?
298
00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:20,640
The brand! I believe
that I see the mark.
299
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,390
This brand could be
irritation due to the thong.
300
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,230
Otto, you have to go
search for me.
301
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:30,710
This could be the brand
of my unholy wife!
302
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,610
Just when I had
almost made my soufflé.
303
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:36,780
Listen to me carefully, you won't be
can't even say "blown"
304
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,200
if I hadn't asked you
this screw in the head.
305
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,910
I can always
remove it, you know,
306
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,200
and send you back
in the jungle.
307
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,620
Do you remember the
jungle right?
308
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,590
Not the jungle! There is no
cable TV in the jungle!
309
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:59,170
Are we on the same
wavelength, the monkey?
310
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,760
Yes, yes master, yes!
311
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,760
Now get out
out of here, lazy!
312
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,320
What is he
is hot.
313
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:25,120
Tomorrow will be
even hotter.
314
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,200
They said it.
315
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:30,200
Yes, it's a bit
the principle in summer.
316
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,800
You saw
the match yesterday?
317
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:42,370
What a pain.
318
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,910
This Puerto Rican kid,
319
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,810
he knows how to hit.
320
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,690
Good.
321
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,030
Here we are.
See you later.
322
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:02,900
Finally.
323
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,700
I think I left
currency on the stage.
324
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:14,790
Consider it a donation to
pathetic whores club.
325
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,500
What is this
what did she say?
326
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,840
I said "pathetic whores"
327
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,680
you whore
dull and pathetic.
328
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,460
Funny !
329
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,840
Fucking thong that pulls me up
in pussy and onion.
330
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,150
Sorry, I didn't see any signs
“looking for a stupid monkey”!
331
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:40,980
How charming.
332
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,000
Okay, here we go.
333
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,320
Keep it simple. Not
sophisticated stuff.
334
00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:48,620
After all it is not
than a stripper
335
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,950
and you are a man of action
world famous.
336
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,960
Don't be nervous.
337
00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:55,600
Good evening, miss
Von Black?
338
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,000
Come on ! Come home
in there.
339
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,340
Excuse me ?
I didn't understand.
340
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,590
Come home, come home,
come back!
341
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:06,010
To return ? It doesn't
don't bother me!
342
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:09,010
I hope you
you are not decent!
343
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:15,720
Should I leave you
or join you?
344
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,110
I was going to leave.
345
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:23,900
Seriously Beasto. Flowers?
A beer hat?
346
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:27,030
Stop thinking with your head
and think with your b...
347
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:29,530
Do I look
of a wheelbarrow?
348
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,030
Hands off!
349
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,500
- Did you say something?
- Negative.
350
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:36,680
Hello, is there someone
get a monkey off a bitch?
351
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:43,130
Get your stinky paws out of there,
damn disgusting monkey!
352
00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:47,450
You don't find that
Does it lack a little originality?
353
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,740
That's a naughty girl.
354
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:07,070
I left to support the
hot advances from a monkey? Is that it?
355
00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:10,070
Are you going to shut up?
It's already humiliating enough.
356
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,080
What would Penelope say if she knew
That I hang out with someone like you?
357
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,030
She should
feel proud!
358
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,320
I bet if I save
Velvet of this villainous monkey,
359
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:19,410
she will fall to me
in the arms.
360
00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:21,500
But my chicken wings
are almost ready,
361
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,090
and I love them
chicken wings.
362
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,460
Make me ride on your
damn hairy shoulders
363
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:28,380
as if I was
mink fur...
364
00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:32,100
- A mink? More like a moth-eaten scarf.
- Bastard!
365
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:33,600
If you want to consume
the merchandise,
366
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,640
watch out for
what you say!
367
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,730
Oh, but she has
an incredible ass.
368
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:40,100
And his two
huge shells!
369
00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:41,690
The only thing that
gets closer
370
00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:43,650
it's the cheese they
serve with the chicken.
371
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,730
You see, the chicken is spicy
372
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:48,320
and the cheese softens it
just right.
373
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,200
Madam, you disgust me.
374
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,540
Hey, where is the monkey?
your trainer?
375
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:58,120
I find this
very hurtful.
376
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,670
Oh, so sad. You know what
What else is hurtful?
377
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:03,000
Your thumb
in my ass.
378
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,000
My thumb is not
not in your ass!
379
00:23:05,090 --> 00:23:07,590
Oh no? And why?
Are you a faggot?
380
00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:18,650
I take them
things in hand.
381
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,600
Celebrity pass.
382
00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:23,690
Get out of there, you fat ass.
383
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,770
Go get my car,
quickly! I'm in a hurry.
384
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:28,850
Hey, go back
the fucking tail!
385
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:32,940
Ladies and gentlemen, I do not have
enough photos for everyone!
386
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,160
I don't want it, asshole!
387
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,580
All right. So here’s a free copy.
from my new CD, "Beasto Crankies".
388
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,660
40 minutes of
prank calls.
389
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,830
Hello, I'm calling
of the bank.
390
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,670
Beasto, I know
that it’s you!
391
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:48,210
No, it's not Beasto.
I'm calling from the bank.
392
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,800
Beasto, can you hear me?
393
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,510
Stop fucking calling me!
394
00:23:52,590 --> 00:23:54,180
- I have a few...
-Beasto!
395
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:56,760
Banking tips...
396
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:02,480
Now I'm going,
I have to see Suzi X.
397
00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:04,020
What an idiot!
398
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,560
THANKS !
399
00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:14,570
♪ Explosion! Hey, look
this horde of zombies ♪
400
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:18,160
♪ I think they are Nazis,
this one has a tongue ♪
401
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,330
♪ She throws something,
it explodes ♪
402
00:24:20,410 --> 00:24:22,410
♪ But a group
pass through ♪
403
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,710
♪ Why did a zombie
need a scarf? ♪
404
00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:29,210
♪ She turns right,
some don't make it ♪
405
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:33,130
♪ Nazi zombies are rotting
really my day ♪
406
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:36,390
♪ They're coming, it's time to
put on a little lipstick ♪
407
00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:38,720
♪ It is dangerous to
do this while driving ♪
408
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,600
♪ And there’s a train! ♪
409
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,310
♪ By God, she's jumping
squarely above the train! ♪
410
00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:49,360
♪ Look at this asshole,
what is it supposed to be? ♪
411
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,360
♪ Oops, hundreds
people died ♪
412
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,410
♪ She escapes
everything is fine ♪
413
00:24:56,490 --> 00:25:00,240
♪ Are you kidding me?
Others are coming ♪
414
00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:04,250
♪ Nazi zombies
block the road ♪
415
00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:08,130
♪ The chase ends
then we stop the song. ♪
416
00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:13,260
Okay, let's make a deal.
417
00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:16,550
You return your head
of the Führer, got it,
418
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,010
and I promise that we
will show mercy.
419
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,260
It's the best that
I can do.
420
00:25:21,350 --> 00:25:24,600
Oh, I love it when you do them
bad Nazis with me, boys.
421
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,690
It drives me crazy.
422
00:25:26,770 --> 00:25:29,860
- Now who wants the little head?
- Me, me, me!
423
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,650
What was that, Murray?
424
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:35,280
Oh, nothing, it's the flu.
I think I'm getting sick.
425
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,070
- Grab the Führer's head, Hans, Wilhelm!
- Jawohl!
426
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,280
Grab the Führer's head.
Please lead by example.
427
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:48,000
Serve me hard
my big guy!
428
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,630
Oh shit!
429
00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:53,170
Shut up and start
to turn, my kitty!
430
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:56,800
♪ The Nazi zombies are
are cut to pieces ♪
431
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,390
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
432
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:02,390
♪ Nice ♪
433
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:09,810
♪ Zombie puddle. ♪
434
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,310
Oh my God.
435
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,900
Beasto, what is
what are you doing there?
436
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,320
- Hold it!
- Hey, I recognize this guy.
437
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,410
It's this little slut!
438
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,030
He's hysterical.
439
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:25,330
- It's smaller than I thought.
- And if not, how are you? Good or good?
440
00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:27,410
I need your help
for a small problem.
441
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,240
not even really
a problem actually.
442
00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:31,330
- Let's call it a worry.
- Beasto, man,
443
00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,420
don't waste my time.
Is it about pussy?
444
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,300
- No.
- Of kitty?
445
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,340
-Nada.
- From a piggy bank?
446
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,220
- Neine.
- Apricot?
447
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,340
- Nah.
- From a candy box?
448
00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:40,680
- Negative.
- Marmot?
449
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,350
- No.
- Mold? Hairy mountain?
450
00:26:42,430 --> 00:26:43,760
From a honeypot?
From a molehill?
451
00:26:43,850 --> 00:26:45,350
Mille-feuille?
452
00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:47,350
- No ma'am.
- Okay, I'll help you.
453
00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:49,440
You didn't say
the “Batcave”.
454
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,650
What did you say?
455
00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:53,650
I said there was this deviant monkey,
with a screw stuck in his head...
456
00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:56,860
And this monkey therefore, took away this
sweet little village girl against her will
457
00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:58,820
right before my eyes.
458
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,160
The balls, what.
459
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,080
Kidnapper primates?
That’s it, baby! I'm in.
460
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,680
But if you take me along just so you can
play with the villager's hedgehog,
461
00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:10,210
so you're going to leave
bite your fingers, boy.
462
00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:11,370
Bomb!
463
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:14,380
Find which tree the ugly one is in
monkey is hanging and call me.
464
00:27:14,460 --> 00:27:17,260
- It's a piece of cake.
- Yeah, that's clear, Sherlock.
465
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,380
And what are you going to do?
466
00:27:19,590 --> 00:27:22,090
I'll stay true,
go see my guys
467
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,140
and see if there is any information
in the neighborhood, yo!
468
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:27,020
Oh, and here's your
Pickled Fuhrer.
469
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,400
Okay shit-lerian youth,
It's your lucky day!
470
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,980
Do you want it? He is there.
Come and get it !
471
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,940
Ah! My Führer!
472
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:39,820
I will save you!
473
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:43,950
Finally, my Führer,
you are home!
474
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,490
Everyone
salute the Führer!
475
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:48,880
Our leader without
fear has returned!
476
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,670
I think you will like
this new design.
477
00:27:58,670 --> 00:28:02,090
My Führer, why don't you
you don't sing with us, eh?
478
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,680
Oh, how big
mint lozenge.
479
00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:14,440
So I say to this bitch:
“Don’t touch those shoes, you bitch!
480
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,150
They are mine!”
481
00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:17,980
Damn but where
are we going?
482
00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:20,030
What is this madness?
“Haunted House”?
483
00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:22,240
Please,
refrain from speaking.
484
00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:25,320
I know you are proud of
your beautician diploma,
485
00:28:25,410 --> 00:28:29,910
but your continuous stream of profanity
attacks my scholarly sensitivity.
486
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
It's not me who
shit hanging
487
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,710
of my hairy ass, you
disgusting monkey.
488
00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:36,920
Yeah, I don't care about that
I'm not so sure.
489
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,670
The filth in this corner is
killing my hairstyle.
490
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,610
I'll have to call Tananeesha
to fix my hair.
491
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:52,470
Hey, you think
what about the price of gas?
492
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,390
Not that I have anything
somewhere to go, eh.
493
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:59,570
Hey, monkey. Hello ?
494
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,650
He's talking to you.
495
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,070
It is surely,
not mine.
496
00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:08,490
“Thank God it’s Friday,” huh?
497
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,950
Yeah.
498
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,540
Friday already? I would have
said Wednesday only.
499
00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:17,130
It's the same!
500
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,880
Hey, about
gas prices.
501
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,340
Damn, even
my ass is bored.
502
00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:29,510
don't believe that I
sorry either.
503
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,630
- Even my shit smells good.
- Oh, delicious. The pleasure of the scatophile.
504
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,980
My itching
have finally calmed down.
505
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:40,060
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, nipped in the bud.
506
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Hey, what
messing around with your car?
507
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,550
Hey, guys!
508
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:12,430
What the hell is this welcome?
Hello to you too.
509
00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,640
Yo, man, where have you been?
510
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,390
You turned your back on your
brothers from the neighborhood, right?
511
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,230
- Family is family.
- Yeah, I've been like, super busy.
512
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,290
I lost my phone too.
With all the numbers.
513
00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:27,580
You look good, very good.
Have you lost weight?
514
00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:29,200
It's not cool, man.
515
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,380
You could have died in
a ditch somewhere.
516
00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:35,470
We were worried sick.
Rodriguez didn't sleep for a month!
517
00:30:36,790 --> 00:30:40,040
Listen Rico, you
are my brothers.
518
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:42,460
And like Ricky
Ricardo said to Fred:
519
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,250
“Don’t act so stupid.”
520
00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:46,670
Look what you did
to Rodriguez now.
521
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,760
You are so mean.
522
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,600
Listen, I need info on a monkey
giant in heat, and faster than that!
523
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,260
Not so fast,
my guy.
524
00:30:55,350 --> 00:30:57,680
First we have to see
if you are still with us.
525
00:30:57,770 --> 00:30:59,480
This is what
I feared.
526
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:09,070
Not possible!
527
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,120
You are always a
man, bro!
528
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,200
Yes of course.
529
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,760
I missed you,
guys. Come this way.
530
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,380
It's good.
531
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:27,710
There it becomes a
Little gay, guys.
532
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,690
And there you have it. Settle down
comfortably.
533
00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:41,270
Or rather no! I'm afraid of
what that might entail.
534
00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:44,310
Flat screen!
535
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,520
Not bad. I would have preferred
fucking plasma.
536
00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:48,540
And where is the
damn minibar.
537
00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:51,360
Oh damn, he's here!
Not bad, monkey.
538
00:31:51,450 --> 00:31:53,320
I will come back for
give you a bath.
539
00:31:53,410 --> 00:31:56,660
Maybe some ablutions
will make you more presentable.
540
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:59,790
- And a little more coherent.
- What did you say?
541
00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:02,210
It's you who is not coherent,
holy shit!
542
00:32:02,290 --> 00:32:04,670
What are these little ones?
bottles, huh?
543
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,920
What did you take me for?
A fucking dwarf?
544
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,750
- I'm not a damn Lilliputian, dammit!
- What a face. You will make a perfect wife.
545
00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:19,120
♪ I hear the poplars
whisper in the distance... ♪
546
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:23,220
♪ Tell me, tell me,
tell me you love me ♪
547
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,820
Now...
548
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:28,910
Here we go.
Hello you.
549
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:35,700
Wait boy!
550
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:38,580
That's it. Go on. Yeah !
551
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,160
Go ahead man,
hang on!
552
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:44,540
Hang in there!
Oh, yeah!
553
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,210
Keep going, keep going, yes!
554
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,960
Dr. Satan, I...
oh, oops!
555
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:50,710
What have I already said
about my room?
556
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,170
Sorry to interrupt
your handjob, sir.
557
00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:57,060
- Miss Von Black is in her room.
- No “sorry”! Cleared !
558
00:32:57,150 --> 00:33:00,100
Cursed be he!
This moment is over.
559
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,190
Come on Suzi, call!
560
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,160
What am I fighting against?
It's not professional.
561
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:27,630
And then damn. What
Could anything worse happen?
562
00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:29,710
No, no!
563
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,210
Nah.
564
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:35,300
These things don't happen
than in the movies.
565
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,950
- That... ?
- Right there. Oh, yes...
566
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,930
Oh, you're a little
naughty, right?
567
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,770
Dad likes it.
568
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:49,600
You want to do
small noises?
569
00:33:53,650 --> 00:33:57,070
Damn baby,
you're tight down there.
570
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,350
- Burt?
- Hey, Beasto!
571
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,210
Burt, you are a
big pig.
572
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,730
Say, did you see it pass
a monkey around here?
573
00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:08,970
Man, he left that way with an ass
premium category, are you following me?
574
00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:11,560
Hey ! That’s hard, baby!
575
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,800
Call me if it doesn't
doesn't work between you.
576
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,430
Hey wanker, I look
to want to chat with you?
577
00:34:19,510 --> 00:34:22,230
I'm not here to argue but
for the American ass festival.
578
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,350
Why don't you make yourself useful
going to get me some peanuts?
579
00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:27,890
Mama, I have your peanuts right here.
All you have to do is salt them...
580
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:34,900
Sorry about the door.
I just had sex.
581
00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:38,780
Okay kids, listen up!
582
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:41,160
It's Suzi X!
583
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:45,050
I just remembered that I had to
visiting my sister Bernice in Newark.
584
00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:49,210
I have to apply ointment
on his fistula. See you !
585
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,790
Do you see this girl?
The one who kills people?
586
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,890
She's my girlfriend.
587
00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:57,840
- Oh, let's take a look at these cushions!
- No !
588
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,300
It's fresh!
589
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:03,760
The balloons are fully inflated and ready
for a proper clown act.
590
00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:06,770
Oh, you want a number
in the rules, the filth?
591
00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:08,310
So...
592
00:35:08,390 --> 00:35:09,850
play with balloons!
593
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,720
Bitch, my hand!
594
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,400
I need info on a monkey
ugly, disgusting and stinking,
595
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:22,140
and I will squeeze you like boils
until one of you spits his juice.
596
00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:29,750
I have to answer, it's my agent
for the pilot of a series.
597
00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:31,830
So, do you have any news?
598
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,880
Oh really ?
Fred Savage? Great.
599
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:40,670
That's what I'm trying to say. If Flavor Flav
can do it, why can't I?
600
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,760
There, we understand each other...
601
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:47,850
Dr. Satan is the obese lutchador
who saw me kidnap Miss Von Black!
602
00:35:47,930 --> 00:35:50,770
So what? The cemetery
drowning in security.
603
00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:52,940
What's the problem?
604
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:55,740
Oh, pretty.
605
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,670
I'm not screaming!
606
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,820
I don't... I don't
Don't yell at him.
607
00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:09,110
I'm just saying that I
deserves to be a star.
608
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:14,620
Finally, I'm... I know I'm a star,
but I want to be a big fucking star.
609
00:36:17,170 --> 00:36:19,260
I have to go.
610
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:23,550
Listen to me carefully, chick: it’s not a
woman who will take me for a pigeon.
611
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,850
I hung out with
the best!
612
00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:28,930
Joey Cockroach, Frankie the Andouille,
Jimmy the Nutcracker...
613
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:31,100
Okay vermin,
you have up to three
614
00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:34,490
to tell me who the monkey works for
who stinks with the screw in his head,
615
00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:36,900
after which I explode your
damn earthworm head
616
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:38,940
- in a million little pieces!
- Ah, suck me!
617
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,820
- Uno.
- Go make yourself “F”!
618
00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:41,910
Back.
619
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,300
I bet you don't even know
do not count to three.
620
00:36:44,390 --> 00:36:46,300
And three...
I mean very!
621
00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:49,160
Go ahead, blondie. I don't hold
to life, you hear me?
622
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,340
I want to die!
623
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,920
It's good.
Dr. Satan.
624
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,200
Murray, we have a name
and an address.
625
00:36:58,290 --> 00:37:00,290
We move,
iron man!
626
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:03,880
Thank you all. Great fight!
Hello, hello!
627
00:37:08,050 --> 00:37:11,140
You chose the wrong one
guys and the bad night.
628
00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:16,520
I lost another role against
that little idiot from the “Malcolm” series!
629
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:19,860
Do you like it?
630
00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:23,090
This is the result of a bunch of push-ups
and this new ab thing.
631
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:25,380
It looks shit
but it really works.
632
00:37:25,770 --> 00:37:28,070
Ouch, my joint
ball jointed!
633
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:33,120
Listen, motherfucker, get out
from my fucking sight.
634
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,200
No, you get out
from my sight!
635
00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:40,410
- Get out of the way, Sally.
- Certainly not, Barbara!
636
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:44,300
Listen, Mary,
I'm a celebrity.
637
00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:46,380
I don't have time
for this bullshit!
638
00:37:46,470 --> 00:37:49,010
Oh yeah? But you are
on private property,
639
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,300
you idiot.
640
00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:54,590
A moment. Hello ?
641
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,230
Guess who thinks of you?
I have news on our winner.
642
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,820
The monkey works for one
guy named Dr. Satan,
643
00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:04,190
who tries to conquer
the world. Downright !
644
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,280
Dr. Satan?
Name of a dog!
645
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,520
What is this thing?
can I please my girlfriend?
646
00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:14,610
Did you say “your girlfriend”?
I knew it was pussy!
647
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,640
People are so rude
with their phones!
648
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:21,230
Beasto, are you okay?
Everything is fine ?
649
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,720
Fred Savage, is that you?
650
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,390
Murray, I see the picture
and it risks shaking.
651
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,570
Beasto takes on a big piece
and I'm not the type to do nothing
652
00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:34,860
when a brother is stuck
in Craignos City, baby.
653
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,350
Oh, my...!
654
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,940
Damn it, Otto! Don't
do you ever knock?
655
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,130
Who the fuck is that?
656
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:20,030
Stop the jokes,
no one believes it!
657
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,650
Everyone
here knows who I am.
658
00:39:22,740 --> 00:39:25,240
Right, audience?
659
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:30,810
- You !
- Wait a minute, I know you!
660
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:34,250
You're the antisocial rookie who
was obsessed with my sister!
661
00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:38,840
No, it's not me.
I am Dr. Satan!
662
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,200
Yes, that's it... you're the little one
Stevie "piss-in-bed" Wachowski.
663
00:39:43,290 --> 00:39:45,810
Be aggressive!
Be aggressive...
664
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,900
- ♪ If you like getting high... ♪
- Be aggressive!
665
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:49,630
- ♪ Kiss my toes... ♪
- S-O-Y-E-Z...
666
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:53,410
♪ If you're up for a little
of ecstasy with a bomb ♪
667
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,390
♪ A guaranteed trip ♪
668
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,510
♪ Eat me! ♪
669
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:01,500
♪ I am your
love muffin! ♪
670
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,740
Nice song, the spotty one.
Listen to this one.
671
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,830
Yeah ! Watch a
little that, girls.
672
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,410
I'm awesome! I'm awesome!
I'm awesome!
673
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,660
It's not going to happen again. Free Velvet
like a nice little pimple
674
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,170
- and I will finally be able to do the beast with two backs.
- Okay, listen carefully, idiot.
675
00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:25,190
Velvet Von Black is mine!
676
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,550
At midnight she will become my
impious wife, mine and only mine!
677
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,840
Mine! mine mine
mine, mine, mine!
678
00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:36,180
Oh, is it mine?
679
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,830
I have to answer.
680
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,350
Hello ?
681
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,140
Tell me everything, baby.
Give me good news.
682
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,450
Really ?
683
00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:47,490
Krongarr, discipline him!
684
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,580
Yes master, yes!
685
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,700
That's it, bitch!
686
00:40:55,780 --> 00:41:00,080
Yes, let's see who will be entitled to their
draw your underwear now, boss? Eh ?
687
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,620
Ouch!
688
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:11,220
Here you are finally. Return to me
get some damn champagne.
689
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:14,000
My God.
Hang in there.
690
00:41:14,090 --> 00:41:17,400
Hey, gently with this brush,
the awful one! My head is sensitive!
691
00:41:17,490 --> 00:41:20,220
Believe me, I don't have anymore
want to do that.
692
00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:22,940
Don't deny it. Admit that you are blocked
on my wonderful twins.
693
00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:25,690
Would you like to spread them?
monkey juice, right?
694
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:27,400
No, put them
twins in bed.
695
00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:30,770
I would rather gouge my eyes out
with a rusty oyster knife.
696
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,440
- Get me the bottle, Bozo.
- There she is.
697
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,770
Hey, you're dirtying the water
from my bath, the monkey.
698
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:43,250
Hey, it's pretty good.
699
00:41:43,330 --> 00:41:45,250
Hidden talents and all.
700
00:41:45,850 --> 00:41:47,850
Yuck! What a stench!
701
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:50,360
It's like stale water
at the bottom of the Thames!
702
00:41:50,450 --> 00:41:53,630
Why are you stopping now?
I'm the one who says when you stop, damn it!
703
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:58,050
I assure you it is a mistake,
like the casting of George Lazenby as 007.
704
00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:02,360
Wrong my ass. When you taste
to Velvet, you have it in your head.
705
00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:04,290
That's Von Black, bitch.
706
00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:08,020
I need a mouthwash and
brainwashed, immediately!
707
00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:13,120
For what ?
For what ? For what ?
708
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,280
For what ? For what ?
For what ?
709
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:20,160
Hey, brother,
control yourself!
710
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:22,280
It's perfect.
711
00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:24,200
It's okay,
who said that?
712
00:42:24,290 --> 00:42:26,910
Who dares to interrupt
my big moment?
713
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Well it must be
me, brother,
714
00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:32,570
the toughest fighter
that your mother knew:
715
00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:35,660
El Gato!
716
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:39,410
Who the fuck cares? Now
If you'll excuse me, I'm busy.
717
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,030
- Okay, let's go back.
- Are you okay there?
718
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,620
- A little higher.
- It's good ?
719
00:42:42,710 --> 00:42:44,710
- Okay, that's it.
- Scene 67, second.
720
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,960
Um... damn.
721
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,800
See? This is what happens.
722
00:42:51,890 --> 00:42:53,890
Text, please.
723
00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:57,110
- "For what".
- Oh, that's true.
724
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:02,100
For what ?
For what ? For what ?
725
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:06,960
For what ? For what ?
For what ?
726
00:43:07,340 --> 00:43:09,340
I can't manage to
believe that you are there.
727
00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:12,810
My idol chained like
a turbaned man at Guantanamo.
728
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:16,400
Yeah, it's a setback
temporary, you see?
729
00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:18,690
Do you remember when
I got smashed
730
00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,980
through the Earth's Crust
Mad at Razzledôme?
731
00:43:21,070 --> 00:43:22,640
- No.
- Oh, yeah.
732
00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:24,970
- My head was pounding as if...
- Do you allow it?
733
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:28,350
I try to formulate
an exciting plan of action.
734
00:43:28,830 --> 00:43:30,840
Then he wanted
tear off my balls...
735
00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:33,630
It's great. Your family
must be really proud.
736
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,980
I bet they got you
made a cake and everything.
737
00:43:36,070 --> 00:43:39,420
Oh, no. No cake,
I am diabetic.
738
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,360
But I was grafted with a
new pair of balls.
739
00:43:42,450 --> 00:43:43,990
- Do you see?
- Hmm.
740
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,330
Could it
be more disgusting?
741
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,000
Oh, these buns.
Firm but soft.
742
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,460
Oh, I love them.
743
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,800
Beasto's racing car
at noon, big guy!
744
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,160
I like your news
form, Murray.
745
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:05,750
But if I didn't know you so well,
I would say that the design is a bit...
746
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,840
let's say, naughty!
747
00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:11,390
Naughty? But no, uh...
I mean...
748
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,650
I meticulously
calculated the wind resistance
749
00:44:13,730 --> 00:44:16,110
and it was the shape
the most aerodynamic.
750
00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,110
It's time to
change, Murray.
751
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,400
If anyone found me in the same
costume in two different adventures,
752
00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:23,780
I think it would break
my little heart.
753
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:26,000
Oh, I know how much
heart can hurt,
754
00:44:26,090 --> 00:44:28,120
as it happens
breaks sometimes.
755
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,370
Suzi, oh, please.
756
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,460
Oh, Murray,
you're funny.
757
00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:35,960
Believe me, consider yourself lucky
of not having a heart.
758
00:44:36,050 --> 00:44:38,910
You'll never have to feel the rush
hot blood in your veins,
759
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,490
squirting life
in your organs,
760
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:44,380
throbbing, quivering,
761
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,960
swelling, shivering.
762
00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:53,020
- Argh!
- Calm down, handsome guy.
763
00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:55,560
I'll tell you when we have
need the big guns.
764
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:03,460
Murray, I think we
has company.
765
00:45:04,810 --> 00:45:06,010
They are here!
766
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:09,660
♪ Nazi zombies are
now in front of the wall. ♪
767
00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:12,540
Love is a
battlefield.
768
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,300
Ah, the wisdom of Benatar.
769
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,600
Witness the carnage, Otto.
770
00:45:17,690 --> 00:45:22,880
Welcome to the lobby
frozen ex-wives!
771
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,430
22 failed marriages.
772
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,060
What is
Did I do it wrong?
773
00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:32,930
Take Deirdre. We got
met in prep class.
774
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:35,020
Oh, I loved him.
775
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,020
She was below
of you, sir...
776
00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,880
and under all club members
Manchester United football!
777
00:45:39,970 --> 00:45:42,850
Oh ? And how
do you know, the monkey?
778
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,860
Anyway,
her being boring.
779
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:50,210
Ah, my second marriage, with Lilith,
was nothing but a harmful spiral of debauchery.
780
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:52,080
Oh, Shirley.
She was cute.
781
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,850
From a couple
men, you understand?
782
00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:56,450
Oh, Maria.
783
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:58,650
Differences
philosophical.
784
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:01,270
Impala, she didn't want
let me get close to her.
785
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,570
Sarah, a lot
too moody.
786
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:05,420
Sex was mechanical!
787
00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:08,030
Too Sticky. Too authoritarian.
Made noise while eating.
788
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,210
Oh ! My clean laundry.
789
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:10,630
No. Fake.
790
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:11,810
No, no,
no, no, no.
791
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:13,310
His nose!
792
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,110
The parade of
break your balls, my brother!
793
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,910
22 women, Otto.
794
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,130
All abysmal disasters!
795
00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:22,170
A complete waste of time!
796
00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:25,350
Oh, but like
I love women!
797
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,430
Nothing will stop me anymore!
798
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,950
Take me
Velvet Von Black!
799
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,540
- What was that?
- I would tell you,
800
00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:36,750
if you ask me, but honestly
It's not easy to talk to you.
801
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,450
Oh shit. I believe
that it was a rat.
802
00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:44,390
There are only things
people that scare me:
803
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,610
my uncle Carl
in thong and rats!
804
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:50,570
So I have some bad news
for you... and another one even worse.
805
00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:52,770
Uh, what
is the bad one?
806
00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:56,030
Hey, Beasto, do you want to play
“My Naughty Little Pony”?
807
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,990
Uncle Carl!
808
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,590
Jesus, Mary, Sissy!
809
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,010
And what is that?
worst news?
810
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,400
Hey, check that out.
811
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,120
Oh shit.
812
00:47:13,220 --> 00:47:15,830
That's new. People
would pay to see this.
813
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,750
I can't stand this!
I'm not supposed to die like this.
814
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,930
I'm a fucking celebrity!
815
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:24,920
Wachowski, get ready
for the underwear draw of your life!
816
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,180
Woohoo!
Go ahead man!
817
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:49,000
My pretty Miss X.
818
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,910
You didn't think we
see you again one day, right?
819
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,100
In fact, that's what
I was hoping, you see.
820
00:47:55,190 --> 00:47:57,690
I got changed and everything.
Do you like it?
821
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,120
It looks like
it's painted on her.
822
00:48:02,210 --> 00:48:06,920
- She's hotter than Eva Braun.
- Come see Dad!
823
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,380
There, you heat up
with the flamethrower!
824
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,360
Oh, sexy Mama!
825
00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:13,910
Quiet, Grossberger!
826
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,690
Very clever, Miss X,
827
00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:20,890
but you are not familiar with it
the curse of the Nazis, right?
828
00:48:20,980 --> 00:48:23,450
Um, which one?
Let me guess.
829
00:48:23,540 --> 00:48:24,990
There's "Damn the Nazis,"
830
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,370
"Fucking Nazis",
"Nazi assholes",
831
00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:29,710
"Nazi knuckleheads",
“Asshole Nazis”
832
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,870
"Nazi wankers"...
and the list goes on.
833
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,310
Haha. It's so funny
that I forgot to laugh.
834
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,990
No, my darling. According to the
curse of the Nazis,
835
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,590
the one who will destroy
the soul of the Führer
836
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,330
will cause the second
advent of the Third Reich!
837
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:49,820
Stand up, soldiers
of the Third Reich!
838
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:56,680
No more laughing now!
839
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,550
Well except for me, but that's
a matter of context, you see.
840
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,300
Correct me if I'm wrong,
841
00:49:02,390 --> 00:49:04,850
but the second coming
of the Third Reich
842
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:08,710
wouldn't it rather be the first
advent of the Fourth Reich?
843
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,190
What did you say?
844
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,090
If it's the following
after number three,
845
00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:14,950
technically, wouldn't it be
number four, stupid?
846
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,530
It's true. Go ahead, girl.
You know what you're talking about.
847
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,610
Technically,
she is right.
848
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,260
Wilhelm, do me a favor.
849
00:49:23,350 --> 00:49:24,900
- Yes ?
- Shut up!
850
00:49:24,990 --> 00:49:26,250
Okay, we forget.
851
00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,710
Wait ! Wait, my brothers.
No, no, no!
852
00:49:28,790 --> 00:49:30,360
Second try!
Second try!
853
00:49:30,450 --> 00:49:34,300
Stand up, soldiers of the fourth
or the Third Reich,
854
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:37,340
depending on how
you prefer to count.
855
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,760
So who's the boss?
That's it, it's me!
856
00:49:41,850 --> 00:49:44,690
Murray, prepare
Ass Kicker 101!
857
00:49:44,780 --> 00:49:45,810
Here we go!
858
00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:52,150
So, Dr. Satan, huh?
What is delirium?
859
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,510
You are a doctor, with a
doctorate and all that?
860
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,730
Ah, Velvet, you are the woman
the most delicious and seductive
861
00:49:58,820 --> 00:50:01,010
that I have ever met.
862
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:03,630
It's because I am
a fucking lady.
863
00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:07,150
I don't want to appear
too direct, Velvet,
864
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:10,070
but the truth is that I
falls in love with you.
865
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,450
My God.
866
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,270
Yeah, me too.
867
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,390
I admit that you have
some pretty furniture.
868
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,590
When Tananeesha and Roqwana
come, it’s going to be something!
869
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,470
These sluts
will be jealous.
870
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,750
Velvet, I won't
beat around the bush.
871
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,360
50% of all this
will belong to you
872
00:50:25,450 --> 00:50:27,570
if you become
my wife.
873
00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:31,090
Oh, Satan, you are a
damn man!
874
00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:34,180
And now, my dear...
875
00:50:35,810 --> 00:50:37,810
And now...
876
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,110
Otto! Where is the
fucking ring?
877
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:45,200
How fast do you think I
can cut off a corpse's finger?
878
00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:50,850
How embarrassing.
879
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,510
Or my number 23.
880
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,100
Damn it!
881
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,910
There we can discuss!
882
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,690
This shit is classy!
Okay, I accept.
883
00:51:10,770 --> 00:51:13,770
Let's go for the party!
884
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:19,150
We're going to have the best
Polish wedding of all time!
885
00:51:22,820 --> 00:51:25,430
You must understand that it is
more than an exercise program,
886
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,570
it's a way of life.
887
00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:29,830
For example, I don't eat
no carbs after 8 p.m.
888
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,920
I don't eat it,
that's all.
889
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,840
You know what we are,
isn't it?
890
00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:49,370
I'll tell you:
we're screwed!
891
00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:51,970
Not so fast, my friend
with large balls.
892
00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:55,110
I didn't come this far
to make me pass over
893
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,900
like a Filipino transvestite
in a military base.
894
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:06,160
Um... music.
895
00:52:08,430 --> 00:52:11,330
♪ El Superbeasto! ♪
896
00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:31,140
What...?
897
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,570
Wow! It was funny.
898
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:36,810
I hadn't kicked ass
like this for a long time.
899
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:38,830
Wait, I hear
something.
900
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,910
Is it really Bodislav Bodinsky,
the king of polka?
901
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,490
Magnificent!
902
00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:45,470
Let's go!
903
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:48,650
Of course, use someone's balls
man to smash something
904
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:50,740
and then, don't
Don’t wait for it!
905
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:53,940
Ghost sauerkraut at 5 a.m.!
906
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:59,770
When I got up this morning, I was
yet in such a good mood.
907
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:02,500
I can borrow you
that for a while?
908
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,890
It's time to end it,
my big guy. I go for it.
909
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:10,310
Go for it?
Super awesome!
910
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:16,610
Damn, Otto, it's my special day
and these two are going to ruin everything!
911
00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:18,290
Don't move anymore.
912
00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:21,430
I don't believe you take
this problem seriously.
913
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,850
Not seriously?
914
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:27,940
Who came up with the idea for the fountain?
giant shrimp, huh?
915
00:53:29,850 --> 00:53:30,510
You.
916
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,330
And who was about to
to surprise you
917
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:35,820
with a sculpture
life-size ice cream
918
00:53:35,910 --> 00:53:39,750
of his Supreme Devilishness
Dr. Satan in all his glory?
919
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,960
- You didn't do that?
- Yes.
920
00:53:45,470 --> 00:53:46,930
Well, it's very pretty,
921
00:53:47,010 --> 00:53:49,070
but have you thought about the fact
922
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,710
that if you had stopped for a second
to act like a huge doggie
923
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,930
bathing in the placemats
up to the knees,
924
00:53:54,020 --> 00:53:56,270
then you would have noticed
the two superheroes
925
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,790
about to sabotage
my fucking brilliant plan,
926
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,900
You stupid monkey!
927
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,310
Fuck off, you and
your shrimp boat.
928
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,730
I will do the
things my way.
929
00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:10,350
I wanted to do that.
930
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,550
Listen to me carefully, Steven.
931
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,640
They all go
laugh at you. Oh !
932
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,910
No need for you
cram into this bus.
933
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,000
There will be very quickly
another shuttle.
934
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:28,890
Perfect.
935
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,150
There are enough little ones
ovens for everyone.
936
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,390
- Hi.
- Oh !
937
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:36,820
You are invited by which of the
future tits, I mean married?
938
00:54:36,910 --> 00:54:39,350
- By the groom, chick.
- Bitch!
939
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,020
Please, Mildred,
don't make a scene with me.
940
00:54:42,110 --> 00:54:44,610
She seems nice.
941
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,850
So, Latrizza, I told you,
he's ugly and he's crazy,
942
00:54:52,940 --> 00:54:56,290
but I'm going to make as much money as possible,
you see what I mean? Half!
943
00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:59,080
Half! You hear what
I tell you, cod? Half!
944
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,770
Darling, are you ready soon?
The guests arrive.
945
00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:06,970
I guess you're not talking to me.
Do I look fucking ready?
946
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:10,490
So go wait for me
outside, damn it!
947
00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:12,710
No, I was just thinking
that, that, that...
948
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,680
What what?
949
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,190
- Eh ?
- What ?
950
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,880
What ?
951
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,230
Come on, push
your poop or get out.
952
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,690
Please, my sweet,
953
00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:24,570
your voice scares me!
954
00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:27,870
Special day.
Shrimp fountain.
955
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,210
I will be ready when
I'll be ready, dammit!
956
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:32,400
What, it's going to be
like this all the time,
957
00:55:32,490 --> 00:55:34,690
you are going to do
the jester and all?
958
00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:36,410
The jester?
959
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,000
No, my sugar.
960
00:55:41,660 --> 00:55:43,760
I'm going to do that!
961
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,990
You have something
Anything to add, Otto?
962
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,950
I will keep my
comments, sir.
963
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,870
So bring
that whore at the altar!
964
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,100
My God, these pierogis
taste like shit!
965
00:56:03,190 --> 00:56:05,190
Here, taste them.
966
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,210
It's time to
mingle with the guests.
967
00:56:08,460 --> 00:56:12,460
By the hands of the Holy Mother!
Look at these loaves!
968
00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:16,250
Hello, little ass.
What if we undressed?
969
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:18,610
Take a photo.
It lasts longer.
970
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:21,210
Hey, Suzi!
971
00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:23,500
Creepy. Incest.
972
00:56:25,180 --> 00:56:28,810
Make way ladies
and gentlemen!
973
00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:32,130
The wedding is about to begin!
974
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,100
Okay, champ.
Why am I at a wedding?
975
00:56:35,190 --> 00:56:40,110
Admit it, it's a story
of C-H-A-T-T-E, huh?
976
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,010
- Is that right?
- Well, no!
977
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:45,490
No. I mean,
It was... ouch!
978
00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:48,990
Well, it wasn't.
It could be again, but...
979
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,310
Ouch! Listen, listen!
980
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,490
Dr. Satan is
Steve Wachowski,
981
00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:56,550
and if he marries this girl,
we all burn.
982
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,410
Steve Wachowski? Why
this name makes my pants freeze?
983
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,580
Finally, you know,
if I wore panties.
984
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:07,330
Does the phrase "Eat me, I am
your love muffin" reminds you of anything?
985
00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:09,650
I think I got
a little vomit in the mouth.
986
00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:12,090
This demented maniac
must be stopped!
987
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:15,340
What do we do?
988
00:57:25,950 --> 00:57:27,710
Hey, baby,
show me your tits.
989
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,430
Madam, keep your bags
meat covered please.
990
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,110
- You're not my boss.
- Pretty.
991
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,300
All right, they're out.
992
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,990
Dearest friends, we
we gathered today
993
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,540
to unite these two souls by
the unholy bonds of marriage.
994
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:47,750
- Tears would be welcome.
- Anyway,
995
00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:51,790
we are here to
marry Dr. Wachowski...
996
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,370
I mean Satan,
997
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:55,910
- to the generous...
- Excuse me, brother,
998
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,910
don't you think that right now we should
be kicking satanic ass?
999
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,910
I tell you that this
plan is foolproof.
1000
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,570
All I have to do is shoot
on the string before the “I want it”.
1001
00:58:04,660 --> 00:58:07,750
Come on, do I have you
ever let it go before?
1002
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,170
There was this time when I
to fight solo
1003
00:58:10,260 --> 00:58:12,790
the terrible alligator men
cannibals from Venus.
1004
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,450
Does that mean anything to you?
1005
00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:17,350
I told you,
I missed my flight.
1006
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:21,680
The first class was full.
I refuse to fly economy class.
1007
00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:25,690
You know I can't afford
to give such an image to my audience.
1008
00:58:25,780 --> 00:58:28,980
Other than that, my locker
is perfectly blank.
1009
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:34,210
If any of you would like
oppose this marriage
1010
00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:37,930
that he speaks now
or keep silent forever.
1011
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:43,310
And the time you slept during the
massacre of female vampires?
1012
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,830
Does that still mean nothing to you?
Are you sure?
1013
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,850
Clearly not my fault.
1014
00:58:47,940 --> 00:58:50,820
I had set the alarm incorrectly.
1015
00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:54,970
Would you like, Velvet Von Black,
1016
00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:59,670
take this uh...
this monster of refinement
1017
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,210
for scary husband?
1018
00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:05,470
Do I look stupid?
I mean, of course I want it!
1019
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,750
I love it!
1020
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,610
Dr. Satan, will you
take Velvet Von Black
1021
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:12,090
for legally married slut...
1022
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,570
I mean wife?
1023
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:15,760
I want it!
1024
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,110
- Wait. Did you hear?
- Shoot it!
1025
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,450
I declare to you
present husband and wife.
1026
00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:23,010
Attention !
1027
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:26,510
♪ This scene is familiar to me ♪
1028
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:30,310
♪ As if I've seen it before ♪
1029
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,730
♪ Was it in a dream
or another life? ♪
1030
00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:38,550
♪ I don't remember well ♪
1031
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,170
♪ Wait, it comes back to me ♪
1032
00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:43,350
♪ I believe that
I understood ♪
1033
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:48,600
♪ Oh, why have
plagiarize “Carrie”? ♪
1034
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,950
♪ Since
this film has started ♪
1035
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,670
♪ This passage is
the most stayed ♪
1036
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:03,230
♪ Why, why
plagiarized "Carrie"? ♪
1037
01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:09,310
♪ With the sound effect and
the split screen thing ♪
1038
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,350
♪ Have you asked
From Palma or to Stephen King ♪
1039
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:16,530
♪ If you could
plagiarize “Carrie”? ♪
1040
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:19,560
Oh yeah! Well done, Shakespeare.
1041
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,230
Yeah.
1042
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,920
It's not really
what I had in mind.
1043
01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:26,820
You said it, Bouffi!
1044
01:00:26,910 --> 01:00:29,770
Now we are going
play it my way!
1045
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,030
You're too late!
1046
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:42,030
Satan, bomaye!
Satan, bomaye!
1047
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,330
Get up, Beasto!
You are Earth's only hope!
1048
01:00:45,430 --> 01:00:47,530
Caramels are soft.
1049
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,730
Now all my dreams
have become reality!
1050
01:00:59,820 --> 01:01:02,230
Steve Wachowski,
vice-president of the chess club,
1051
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:07,030
and Suzi X, the queen
of the ball, finally reunited!
1052
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,120
Hey, squeeze less, man,
you crush my breasts!
1053
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:17,280
He didn't do that!
I'm going to get it!
1054
01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:01,660
Holy mother of God!
1055
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,910
Santa Claus is dead.
1056
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,130
- Evil has won.
- Yeah !
1057
01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:12,750
Is there...stop it behind!
1058
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,640
Is there anyone who
can still save us?
1059
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,170
They are there.
I see them.
1060
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:28,360
What ?
Give me that.
1061
01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:32,410
This cardboard seducer son of a bitch
apprentice pimp plays double game!
1062
01:02:32,490 --> 01:02:34,700
I'm going to kick him
his stupid red ass.
1063
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,550
It's not bad,
isn't it?
1064
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:45,640
Just the two of us, busy
remember the good old days.
1065
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:50,700
Oh, it's like we're living again
that time again!
1066
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,930
Hey ! Hands off,
Dr. Pervert!
1067
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:57,410
Admit that it doesn't
does not make us younger.
1068
01:02:57,500 --> 01:03:00,330
♪ If you like getting high,
kiss my feet ♪
1069
01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:03,290
♪ If you like compote,
kiss my nose ♪
1070
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:07,050
♪ If you're up for a little
of ecstasy with a bomb... ♪
1071
01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:09,890
♪ So there, baby,
eat me! ♪
1072
01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:11,940
♪ I said eat me! ♪
1073
01:03:12,030 --> 01:03:15,940
♪ I am your real
love muffin! ♪
1074
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,820
Put the whore on the ground!
1075
01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:28,140
I said: stay away from
this cheap whore!
1076
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,070
What ? Who are you calling
“cheap whore”?
1077
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,520
Well, it must be you, bitch.
1078
01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:37,010
You're the only whore
at the discount I see here.
1079
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:40,860
Excuse me, Dr. Satan.
1080
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:43,550
Would you give me a rest
on the ground for a moment, please?
1081
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,140
I don't believe
really that...
1082
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,570
- Holy Mother of...
- I said: give me a rest!
1083
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,660
Yes, my dear.
1084
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,490
Yo, what were you saying, bitch?
1085
01:03:57,580 --> 01:04:00,170
- For what ? Do I stutter?
- Pussy fight!
1086
01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:01,670
♪ Pull my hair,
I pull your hair ♪
1087
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,660
♪ They fight on the sidewalk
during the pussy fight ♪
1088
01:04:04,750 --> 01:04:06,710
♪ Pussy fight ♪
1089
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,130
Is it wrong if it turns me on?
1090
01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:10,690
♪ Hey there, sir,
she's your sister ♪
1091
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:13,590
♪ Erections arise
during the pussy fight ♪
1092
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,180
♪ Pussy fight ♪
1093
01:04:15,260 --> 01:04:18,250
♪ Everyone will want to touch you
when the blonde comes to suffocate you ♪
1094
01:04:18,340 --> 01:04:21,090
♪ during the fight
of pussies ♪
1095
01:04:21,180 --> 01:04:24,890
♪ It's normal to
jerk off to a cartoon ♪
1096
01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:28,510
♪ The Japanese do it
every day ♪
1097
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:32,280
♪ So take one
for the U.S.A. ♪
1098
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:33,910
♪ The U.S.A. ♪
1099
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,730
Oh, you're going to get it!
1100
01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:48,250
♪ Pull on the leg until
what she loves ♪
1101
01:04:48,340 --> 01:04:50,000
Tell me name, bitch!
1102
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:52,350
Do you feel it, little mother?
1103
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,260
♪ Bite his ass ♪
1104
01:04:53,340 --> 01:04:56,320
♪ Get up, I'm going
kick your ass ♪
1105
01:04:56,410 --> 01:04:58,350
♪ Splish Splash ♪
1106
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:02,570
Take off his top!
Show us her tits!
1107
01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:06,430
♪ Because masturbation
is good for your prostate ♪
1108
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:11,130
♪ It lowers the pressure
blood pressure and it helps you sleep ♪
1109
01:05:11,220 --> 01:05:13,650
♪ U.S.A. ♪
1110
01:05:15,260 --> 01:05:16,710
♪ Be careful where you
put your feet up ♪
1111
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,770
♪ You better arm yourself
for the pussy fight ♪
1112
01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:22,090
♪ Pussy fight ♪
1113
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:25,960
♪ It's time to catch it ♪
1114
01:05:26,050 --> 01:05:30,330
♪ to hit it in the box
to baby during the fight ♪
1115
01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:33,900
♪ of pussies ♪
1116
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:37,110
♪ Combat ♪
1117
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:37,990
♪ of pussies ♪
1118
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:38,670
♪ Pussy fight ♪
1119
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,760
♪ Pussy fight, pussy fight,
pussy fight, pussy fight ♪
1120
01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:47,200
♪ Pussy fight ♪
1121
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:49,570
Who is the whore
now, bitch?
1122
01:05:49,650 --> 01:05:54,290
And the new Madame Satan,
winner by knockout in the first round,
1123
01:05:54,380 --> 01:05:56,480
Suzi X!
1124
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,800
You are going to leave
Velvet Von Black?
1125
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,250
Fuck off! I have a
marriage contract!
1126
01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:05,370
Half!
1127
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,120
Null and void.
1128
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:14,910
Oh, Doctor, you don't
doesn't look very good.
1129
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,310
I think there is something
of clear steps happening in your head.
1130
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,230
What the hell is this?
1131
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,370
- According to the manual...
- The manual?
1132
01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:28,210
Seriously ? That's all you, and by
“you” I mean the screenwriters, have you found it?
1133
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:32,390
Hey, Shakespeare, get back to work,
the strike is over!
1134
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,370
Alright, let's get this over with.
1135
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:38,510
You had this book and
you never talked about it?
1136
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:42,450
Stupid!
Give me that.
1137
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,500
Dr. Satan will find
its normal size
1138
01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:47,510
if he crushes his wife
unholy with his cloven hoof
1139
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,330
- under the crescent moon...
- Are you okay?
1140
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:52,630
while an albino lookalike of
Barry Manilow croons “Copacabana”
1141
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,770
under a rain of
multi-colored glitter
1142
01:06:54,860 --> 01:06:57,910
and what a disgusting kitten but
adorable screams to death in Moroccan.
1143
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,450
Great. Now where
will we find such a kitten?
1144
01:07:00,540 --> 01:07:02,940
Hey, buddy,
without wanting to offend you,
1145
01:07:03,030 --> 01:07:05,300
I was watching your crotch,
1146
01:07:05,390 --> 01:07:08,290
and it seems to me that you
have the purring package.
1147
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,400
Come on, make me
get out of there!
1148
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,640
Time for me.
1149
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,290
I've got you, Suzi!
1150
01:07:25,380 --> 01:07:27,470
Thanks, big guy
metal man!
1151
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:30,170
It's me, Murray.
Murray loves Suzi.
1152
01:07:31,290 --> 01:07:33,250
I am a little
smaller. So what?
1153
01:07:33,340 --> 01:07:35,550
I know how it works
that high school stuff.
1154
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,110
I'm the prom queen
1155
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,760
and now it's time to
put the school bully in his place!
1156
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,190
- Nurse.
- Are you finished?
1157
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:47,890
Yeah. I believe.
1158
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,030
Oh, my cherries!
1159
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:59,440
And now some
slaps for the old idiot.
1160
01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:09,270
Eat that, love muffin.
1161
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:13,410
Sir, may I suggest
a good old Brixton 9000 model?
1162
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:15,800
The hooligans’ favorite model
all over the world!
1163
01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:28,170
What the fuck
are you looking, bitch?
1164
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,870
Nada, my brother.
1165
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:33,460
Hey, it's Spanish!
1166
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:38,630
Okay, what we
should do is, uh...
1167
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,510
Run!
1168
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,100
Come on, Wilhelm, roll
as if you stole it!
1169
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,310
A temporary setback.
1170
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,960
Just a little ointment
cannot heal.
1171
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,420
Eh ?
1172
01:09:02,970 --> 01:09:05,220
Oh, sweet Jesus.
1173
01:09:09,820 --> 01:09:12,220
Well, I did it again.
1174
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,210
Save the world
It's like riding a bike.
1175
01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:16,970
Oh, I know where he's going.
1176
01:09:17,060 --> 01:09:19,090
We never really forget.
1177
01:09:19,180 --> 01:09:20,610
Come Murray,
we're leaving.
1178
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:24,419
Some say it is
my superior strength.
1179
01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:25,910
You saw
how did I...
1180
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:27,680
Okay.
1181
01:09:27,770 --> 01:09:30,980
Ladies, would you be tempted by
some fried chicken wings?
1182
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,390
We are back in
the “The Morris Green Show.”
1183
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:38,480
Ladies and gentlemen,
my next guest,
1184
01:09:38,570 --> 01:09:40,500
my wife Dodi
is a big fan of it.
1185
01:09:40,590 --> 01:09:44,770
She loves seeing two men
hugging each other in tight suits.
1186
01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:47,150
But she also likes it when
all this happens in a ring.
1187
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:50,310
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Superbeasto.
1188
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:53,400
Good morning ! Happy
to see you!
1189
01:09:53,810 --> 01:09:56,770
It's great to have you tonight.
How do you do this?
1190
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,070
You see, I don't want
don't dwell on the fact
1191
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,940
that I still have
saved the planet.
1192
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,970
I mean, I am
just do it like that.
1193
01:10:04,060 --> 01:10:08,350
But if I understand correctly, you
release a new Rock album.
1194
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:11,310
Oh ! Where did you get this?
1195
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:13,330
Your agent sends it everywhere.
1196
01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:15,410
It's only a small
project that I set up
1197
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,790
with a known group
under the name of...
1198
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,590
Loverboy!
1199
01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:38,490
♪ Everyone is watching ♪
1200
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:42,550
♪ To see this
what are you going to do ♪
1201
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,730
- ♪ Everyone... ♪
- Quickly! You're going to miss everything.
1202
01:10:45,820 --> 01:10:47,410
We calm down,
Mr. Roboto.
1203
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:50,150
I've seen all this before.
1204
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:53,990
I heard someone had
been a naughty little mechanical boy
1205
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,410
and deserved a
good correction.
1206
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:58,600
Oh my God !
1207
01:11:00,580 --> 01:11:03,000
I see that someone
wants love!
1208
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:06,360
Pending features!
1209
01:11:06,450 --> 01:11:10,590
Now let's try these
new special modifications.
1210
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:14,380
Yes, Mistress Suzi,
whatever you want.
1211
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:18,690
Buckle up, Murray.
1212
01:11:18,770 --> 01:11:21,890
The night will be
eventful!
1213
01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:25,030
- Yeah, baby!
- Oh, man!
1214
01:11:25,110 --> 01:11:27,020
- Oh, my boy!
- Yeah, baby!
1215
01:11:27,110 --> 01:11:29,210
- Don't stop! Never, never!
- Baby, faster!
1216
01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:31,870
♪ Everyone is watching ♪
1217
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:35,910
♪ To see if
it’s really you ♪
1218
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,210
♪ Everyone wants... ♪
1219
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:41,200
Lord, give me strength.
1220
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:43,950
Why do you want to submit?
to these meaningless idiocies
1221
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,290
night after night?
1222
01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:47,150
Skip at least
on BBC 1.
1223
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:50,230
There is the captivating history of the collection
of Lord Byron teacups...
1224
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:53,520
Stop acting smart, monkey.
You're not here to talk.
1225
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,490
Put down your disgusting paws
on me, you dirty monkey!
1226
01:12:04,580 --> 01:12:05,910
What the hell is this?
1227
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,150
Don't break
the bitch!
1228
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:11,200
♪ Come on baby, let's go! ♪
1229
01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:18,850
Hey, it's you again.
1230
01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:21,050
We have to stop
to see yourself like that.
1231
01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:24,380
Did you like the film?
My role was pretty good.
1232
01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:28,420
I could have done it
without the stupid humor.
1233
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:33,280
Instead of shock phrases,
they just show tits.
1234
01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:37,230
Not that I'm complaining.
1235
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,600
I hadn't seen one
pair so huge
1236
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,980
from Ava Gardner.
What boobs!
1237
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:45,900
Okay, that's good.
I think it's over.
1238
01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:49,180
We really need to
you leave. Yeah.
1239
01:12:49,980 --> 01:12:52,580
No, but really.
We have to leave now.
1240
01:12:54,540 --> 01:12:58,340
All right. It's okay,
you will have wanted it.
1241
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:03,010
Hello everyone!
My name is Betty Sue Lou
1242
01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:06,960
and I have the great pleasure of presenting
tonight's special guests.
1243
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:09,730
Live from “La Porte de la Grange”
for two concerts only,
1244
01:13:09,820 --> 01:13:11,910
exit 7 on route 91
from Ruggsville,
1245
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:15,070
unlimited fish buffet on Mondays,
children love it,
1246
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,630
here they are,
alone and unique,
1247
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:21,090
Banjo and Sullivan!
1248
01:13:21,180 --> 01:13:24,650
♪ Completely drunk in Jackson,
after the show ♪
1249
01:13:24,740 --> 01:13:28,450
♪ With the desire to do
the 400 shots ♪
1250
01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:31,990
♪ The boss tells me that he
has an address for me ♪
1251
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:35,740
♪ Hundreds of women
for old Adam Banjo! ♪
1252
01:13:35,820 --> 01:13:38,850
Oh, piss off! Leave me
just get the hell out of here!
1253
01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:42,650
♪ A thousand trucks
on a gravel parking lot ♪
1254
01:13:42,740 --> 01:13:46,310
♪ I look at my roadie,
I said, “I hope you’re ready!” ♪
1255
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:50,070
♪ Perfumed and shaved,
ready to honor my race ♪
1256
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:54,350
♪ I take a look around, and
not a woman in the place! ♪
1257
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:56,050
♪ Cock soup ♪
1258
01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,990
♪ Tails in salad ♪
1259
01:13:58,080 --> 01:13:59,870
♪ It is no longer
a ballad ♪
1260
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:01,790
♪ But I don't care ♪
1261
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,080
♪ Cock soup ♪
1262
01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:13,380
♪ Cock soup... ♪
1263
01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:20,150
Okay, Dad, I think it's time
that I put an end to the fiasco that is this film.
1264
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,340
Say "Good night" Gracie.
1265
01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:27,200
Come, Mom,
we're going to have fun.
1266
01:14:27,290 --> 01:14:30,290
Oh, damn, it's okay
leave a mark.
1267
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:04,340
Make room
for Dad!
1268
01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:09,590
Oh, hello officer.
Don't stop me now.
1269
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,090
Nice tools.
1270
01:17:11,180 --> 01:17:13,090
Where is your casino?
1271
01:17:13,180 --> 01:17:16,850
Look at this guy. These
hats should be banned.
1272
01:17:16,940 --> 01:17:18,380
Hey, isn't that great?
1273
01:17:18,460 --> 01:17:21,560
A bunch of guys dancing
together without being all gay?
1274
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,920
Take it easy, buddy.
I'm not a fucking cowboy.
1275
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:29,120
Slut.
1276
01:17:29,210 --> 01:17:32,560
Translation and subtitles: Grindhouse Cult
Fixes: MKVCorp